Kosuke Fukudome

A player on the Chicago Cubs, if reading this in the future, a former player for the Chicago Cubs. However his baseball career is of little to no relevence to those who use his name as it should be, an expletive. Commonly used as an acceptable replacement for the word "fuck" or any swear. Fukudome, and Kosuke can be used in many ways, such as shortened versions down to "fuku".

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man, that test was horrible, I studied a lot but I'm not sure if I did well."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I really got fuku'd."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey here's an idea, go fuku yourself!"

Example 3:

Guy 1 posting on Facebook: "I got a new job!"

Girl 1 commenting: "Nice!"

Guy 2 commenting: "About time."

Girl 2 commenting: "Where?"

Guy 3 commenting: " Kosuke Fukudome!"

Guy 1 commenting on his post: "At the high school, also Ko-suke me off Guy 3."

Example 4:

Guy 1: "Fuku my life."

by Kosuke Fukudome August 25, 2011

fukdoo

the rats nest in the back of a chics head that's created when having sex.

I came home in the morning and my roomates were like, "Damn, look at your fukdoo. He hit it hard, huh?"

by Nej February 11, 2004

FukDaRoot

The words orgin is from a drug session where our newly made sesh spot had a root running through it. The makers of the spot didnt like this and we burnt the root and stabbed it, while chanting the word "fukdaroot". This word is only used by ones that used there bare hands to craft the spot and those who are close to them.

1) "fukdaroot"
2) other prenounsiation "fuk.. da. Roooot"

by SmegDogz93 March 18, 2020

Fukitol

Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.

He was having a bad day so he just Fukitol and went home.

by CyebrWinter February 20, 2005

Mc fukin Prick

The prick who fucks your order up in MC Donalds even when you write it on a piece of paper

Any MC fukin Mc donalds in the world

by Mc fukin aaron September 18, 2003

Fumidity

The hot steamy smelly atmosphere after you have taken a dump and then got into the shower.

I couldn't tell if my roommate had crapped in the shower or before, but the fumidity was funking up the whole apartment

by Kalamazoot March 16, 2009

Fukitden

1.) A term used once your realized that giving your all and doing your best is not enough for those around you.

2.) Commonly used when you realize that you care more about someone else's problems or needs more than they do.

Example 1

Tanya: "So sorry I'm late, traffic was ridiculous!"
Duwayne: "Blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag. I'm still pissed!!!"
Tanya: "Fukitden! Be mad then, muthafugga!"

Example 2

Person 1: "I know you've been stapped for cash lately. Acme Industries is hiring on the spot on Tuesday. You'd def get the job if you went"

Person 2: "Oh, I would, but it's gonna be so hot and I'd probably have to get up all early to get there on time and my dog just died two years ago... you know I still haven't gotten over the stress of that..."

Person 1: Well FUKITDEN! be a broke ass! And NO you can NOT borrow $5 'til the first, you broke bitch!

by Enigma Jones August 4, 2010