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fudge packer 

1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.
Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!
fudge packer by Droppin Knowledge September 15, 2005

Fudge Packer 

that boy is one dirty fudge packer
Fudge Packer by andy October 24, 2003

Fudge Packer 

one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.
Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER

fudge packer 

A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".
Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.

fudge packer 

A male who enjoys compressing another males shit in his anal cavity
Elton John loves to compress his young boyfriends fudge!

Hes the biggest fudge packer ever!
fudge packer by Paul Mol. April 18, 2006

fudge packer 

a gay ass man fucking a gay ass man in the ass

derived from the idea of calling the shit in an asshole "fudge" and the man fucking would be packing it in with his penis, thus "fudge packer"
-Those guys are homosexuals.
-You're right. They must be fudge packers too.
fudge packer by nicole April 8, 2006