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It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012
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Having a "fuck it" attitude towards (usually) important work that needs to be done by a certain time.
Proper medical term to explain procrastination.
Proper medical term to explain procrastination.
Lisa had 3 term papers due next week but she caught a case of fuckititis and went to a party instead.
by Jane Doughski April 5, 2009
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by Nobody2014 November 7, 2014
Get the fuckupification mug.A mental disease from which one may suffer from being an outrageously horny, desperate cunt and tries to get in with a girl only to end the relationship saying he's not ready for a girlfriend when three days later he's trying to get In with other girl, then tries to get in with the girl again so she will stop hating him and turning ppl against him then ends it saying that the girl and her friend gave him depression.
Jack wasn't ready for a girlfriend so he ended his relationship and got with another girl not three days later. and ofc everyone hated jack so he came back to the first girl and she took him back and ended it bc she apparentally gave me him depression. but all worked out okay as the girl recently learned jack suffered from not only fuckboitism and depression but also desperation which doesn't mix very well fuckboitism, if u meet anyone like this plz stay away from as they may be contagious. should also stay awake from the asian looking ones who send videos of themselves coming to girls.
- THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE X
- THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE X
by SORRYIGAVEYOUDEPRESSION April 14, 2019
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Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.
Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.
Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.
Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.
by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011
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