fuckton

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

by theavondalesky January 23, 2009

fuckton

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

by Goge January 3, 2006

fuckton

A fuckton is equal to 11 tons or one asston plus 4 tons.

That women must weigh a fuckton.

by Shroud September 9, 2003

fuckton

A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.

Holy shit, Amy weighs a metric fuckton!

by AfroKenny January 14, 2008

fuckton

So much of something, it makes you say "Fuck!"

As in, I have a fuckton of work to do for school, all the ritalin in the world won't get me through this week.
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"

by OOSauce December 11, 2008

Fuckton

A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.

Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.

by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome October 27, 2011

Fuckton

A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.

Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?

by jaacuwtai April 19, 2010