fucktard

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!

by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010

fucktard

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com

Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.

by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007

fucktard

Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.

Most catholic girls are fucktards.

by Alfie The Horndog July 14, 2005

fucktard

A cross between a retard and a fuck. Usually referring to a guy who completely fucks up and must be mentally retarded to fuck up so badly.

Girl1: He actually said that?!?!?
Girl2: Yes.... :-S
Girl3: What a fucktard

by ViktorKrumwannabe February 14, 2009

fucktard

a fucking retard that surpasses those whom are just retarded, these "fucktards" are honestly something else. they will find a way to fuck up a chunk of titanium.

person: you're such a fucktard.

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

fucktard

it means retard and stupid mixed together.

somebody: bro i failed my math test, because instead of studying last night i fucked a bitch.
someone else: you're honestly a fucktard.

by dumb_bitch101 March 25, 2020

fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".

A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A person who's actions are classified as fucktardery, does everything fucktardedly, and suffers from a severe level of fucktardness. Said person likes fucktarding, and is fucktardatious as fuck.

fucking + retard = fucktard

1) A fucking retard

2) A retarded fuck

3) A fuck, who is also retarded

Etc...

by lamaboybbb October 7, 2016