Fuckbuddy

Where two people are the best of friends, and still have sex a lot. I mean a fucking lot.

I wish she was my fuckbuddy, she's so nice yet I wanna fuck her.

by Waiyintam April 24, 2018

Fuckmuppet

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

fuckmunch

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckmuppetry

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckpuddle

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.

Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)

by Siodhachan July 26, 2011

fuckbuddy

Sexual partner (male or female) with whom there is no danger of attachment, commitment or other complications. See also fuck buddy, friendship, slamp, slampiece.

Hey, I'm not serious about that chick, we're just fuckbuddies, dude.

by caffeinatrix November 8, 2002

Fuckmedad

The act of sticking someones superduper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. Inside the hole of females wide, open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole. And thrusting his super-duper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. In to her wide open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole.

oh yeah. FUCKMEDAD.

by FatFingerJoe June 11, 2018