Fucked in the face

To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune

I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.

by Rally5 June 11, 2011

Fucked in the eye

The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.

Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.

You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.

"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"

"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"

"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"

by Gary1212 July 21, 2008

fucked-in-half

see shithoused

really really drunk

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!

by JackHammer November 22, 2004

fucked in the BBQ sauce

Getting fucked in the BBQ Sauce is a niche slang term used to describe intercourse during ones period, wherein the menstrual blood would constitute the sauce.

That weekend was wild, the party got so out of hand Becky got fucked in the BBQ sauce right on the front lawn.

by 21el June 11, 2021

fucked in half

it means really fuckin drunk

we were drinkin and i got fucked in half

by dildoman December 31, 2007

fucked-in-half

1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.

2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."

3-Nothing can stop me drunk

At this point I am fucked-in-half drunk, and want to sleep with basically anything with a vagina.

by Vit0o January 8, 2008

fucked in the head

A celebratory exclamation used by a person playing a multiplayer game.

Fucked in the head! I killed you.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003