Monkey Fuckball 

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

Monkey Fuckball by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

fuckball 

A total wanker

"Dude, Dave is such a total fuckball"
"For real, he is NOT all the way live"

fuckball by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

fuckball 

an asshole or someone you extremely dislike

you fuckin fuckball bastard

fuckball by sam defrezz May 13, 2005

FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.

You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.

FUCKBALL ROOMATE by Fighterjock January 11, 2007

fuckball 

A sexual practice where six or more consensual adults get naked and roll around together on the floor indulging in mostly non penetrative sex. As the six bodies pile around each other, the 'fuckball' appears to be a single mass of limbs that rolls. Think Twister, without the mat and with erections.

"Hey guys, shall we get naked and roll ourselves a fuckball?"

fuckball by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008

fuckballs 

the word that is screamed out when in excruciating pain in awkward circumstances.

working in a grocery store, I open a till only to realize that I dropped something. I go to pick it up, smoke my head off the till and "fuckballs!" as a customer waits for me to serve them :)

fuckballs by consuella the mexican April 29, 2011

fuckballs 

Someone or something that is so fucked up beyond all recognition that it is akin to trying to fuck ones balls.

Jeff: oh shit!! I just got pwned!! You are such a fuckballs Stuart!!

Stuart: Yeah bitch, take my pwning like a man, you fucking fuckballs cunt.

fuckballs by greg83 February 25, 2008