fuckbear

A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.

John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"

by cameloxen December 14, 2020

fuckleamity

A fucking chuckleamity. (Pronounced fuh-calamity)

This is a straight fuckleamity.

by Rich H. October 26, 2005

Fuckbean

cat that sucks his own balls and bites his nipples

Fuckbean, stop sucking your balls!

by Flash May 25, 2003

fuckbeans

The term "fuck beans" was originally picked up by a friend from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back" he didn't tell us this, and we said "I don't get it" for a couple of days everytime he said "fuck beans", till he told us, we had already seen Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back and recalled which part of the film it originated from.

thejackal: FUCK BEANS!
HM2K: I Don't Get It...

by HM2K May 8, 2003

fuckbeard

when a man has a large shaggy beard who is homosexual, has his beard fucked by another man regulary

yo i bet that homeless faggot, has a fuckbeard

by Arvind March 4, 2007

fuckbeans

a word explaining that a particular thing is amazing

yo' man that girl is the fuckBEANS!

by drop d November 4, 2003

fuckbeak

The meaning of Ugly Bird fart face

By: Dr.P

Person 1: “Hey there fuckbeak”
Person 2: “Wow rude”
Person 1: “ I know…(intense pause) fuckbeak”

by Plum :) June 11, 2022