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freshman fuckbag

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."
by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014
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fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.
Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!
by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002
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fuckback

A fuckback is the revenge on someone who despite of promisses didn't keep his word.
My boss promissed me a raise in sallary after finished projectbut he didn't. My fuckback is to steal some clients from the company.

Fuckback is a dish best served cold.
by shaddiesel September 2, 2010
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allahu fuckbar

You yell "allahu fuckbar" when you love your country
yelling "allahu fuckbar" in a crowded place means its safe for civilians.
by lonelyBOAT November 29, 2015
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Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009
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fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005
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Fuckbacon

Fuckbacon is one word out of many to call a penis. It is a word used mostly by West Virginians and people of trashy lifestyles such as RedNecks, Hillbillys, White Trash,Truckers, etc.
1. Hey there little lady,would yins like to slide up on my fuckbacon?
2. Oh my, Suzanne, did you see the size of Jeds fuckbacon?
by Drizzy1333 October 4, 2009
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