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A useless giner prick that has a fuck face, and is a wanker.
Hey Joey, you're a fuck face ginger wanker
by Beatacus November 11, 2013
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a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.
now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick
by pax September 18, 2003
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pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker
by megalabob March 9, 2021
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Fuckwank

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fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'
by hisssssss April 18, 2009
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An exclamation of pain and surprise when you stubb your toe or bang yourself on something.
FUCKWANKPISSSHITCUNT! Who put that fucking hammer there?
by JHQ May 13, 2005
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Fuckwankle

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A time of despair when pronounced in a sad voice, but also a time of happiness when pronounced in a happy voice.
Oh Fuckwankle !!! - Bad
Awww Fuckwankle :D - Good
by Ash Cain January 30, 2009
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Fuckwanked

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Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed
I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.
by Tom April 26, 2004
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