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A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.
OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad
Fuck Wad by Cochoco July 13, 2018
A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob
Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.
Fuck Wad by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018
A “Fuck wad” is someone who looks up Fuck wad in the dictionary.
Tyler is a fuck wad because he’s a dumb ass little bitch.
Fuck wad by Dr.Gears January 17, 2021

Fuck-Wad 

1.Used to define someone who is acting immature or irritating.
2.Crude/slang term for someones ejaculated sperm.
1."That guys a major fuck-wad."
2."I'd like to shoot my fuck-wad all over your face."
Fuck-Wad by Paul Darlinq September 3, 2005

Fuck-Wad 

The collective pile of goo that forms after two people have engaged in sexual relations.
Man me and Jessica went ad it like crazy last night. I came 3 times and her even more. Afterwards there was the biggest Fuck-Wad you ever seen. I had to change the sheets!
Fuck-Wad by paulmor909 November 28, 2012

Fuck-Wad 

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.
He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.
Fuck-Wad by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013