Fuck me

Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation

Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.

by CR7andmessiisGOAT July 12, 2023

fuck me

Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle

Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.

by HAIL January 5, 2005

fuck me

what to say when u wake up earley and relize you didnt do your home work

FUCK ME i didnt do my home work

by K dogg January 16, 2003

Fuck me

1) Sexual demand
2) Used when you messed up something / frustrating or annoying situation
3) Another way of saying FUCK YOU (indirect to the person)

Person A: Why is your car so dirty?
Person B: That's not dirty
Person A: Oh FUCK ME! That's really dirty?

by Sook Ma Deck September 17, 2017

fuck me

wut u say in order to have rough sex and when it is screamed it means to do it harder

Ah! Fuck me like theres no tommorrow!

by U.D. February 18, 2004

Fuck me

In Ireland, usually an expression of disbelief or astonishment at a random fact.
It has absolutely nothing to do with a sexual invitation.

"Fuck me I forgot my car keys. Can you give me a lift into town?"

"Fuck me I'm drunk!"

by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008

fuck me

To slide your hard cock into me, and make me feel good. I want every inch inside my pussy!!!!

Sliding that hard cock into me , as I say "Fuck Me I want it all the way in me, slide it in me harder and deeper"

by Maryilyn June 11, 2006