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frunzfisting

The act of treating every grain of sand as if it were a giant boulder. The inability to distinguish between random tangental thoughts, and issues of substance. This debilitating problem is usually the result of a gargantuan estrogen imbalance.
We were on the verge of making progress, until Jeff frunzfisted us with the price of tea in China!
by Smart R Thanyou March 18, 2005
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Frunze

(verb) To tighten the asshole

*caution: do not laugh hysterically while frunzing.
"I have to take a shit man!"

"dude, just Frunze it! "
by Cheeplook September 9, 2009
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Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich ๐Ÿ˜

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Donโ€™t We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt ๐Ÿคฉ. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah Iโ€™m just kidding
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frunz

Frunz is the complete opposite of lulz. It can only be described as the anti-lulz. It's like uber frowns. Emo kids often suffer from bad frunz, which can stem from listening to shitty emotional music like Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, and Three Days Grace.


The only thing that can combat or stop frunz is totalulz . The dilemma here is that extreme lulz is usually only received by giving someone else frunz. This is the cause of the eternal lulz cycle.
Frunz usually happens when:
Rape occurs
Madonna tries to act
Russell Crowe tries to sing
People first find out about Furries, errotic fetishes, or the internet.
People get trolled. Especially when people are trolled IRL
Whenever pwnage occurs. The noob getting pwned usually gets frunz
by bnick February 13, 2009
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frunza

Frunza is usually the name of a very smart and handsome guy, who often is bound to solve the toughest problems.
Hay, Frunza, from where do you have that six-pack?
by Danwhohasalargesize November 19, 2013
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Fluntz

used when pissed, used to curse
Fluntz! Melissa just died!
by madzeline December 24, 2008
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