fruitcrate

Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.

Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”


Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”

by trent April 13, 2005

fruitcart

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations

by Cliff November 12, 2003

fruition

euphemism for an orgasm, or satisfying someone sexually.

joe: just as i brought her to fruition, she made a high pitched sound like a whining pup, and inserted her finger up my arse

toby: the dirtyslag!

by drzygote October 9, 2008

Fruiton

One who loves man cock up his ass or recieving from other male

I knew Tom was a fruiton when he whipped it out and tried to seduce me

by Michael December 2, 2003

fruition

when something comes to fruition. a search becomes fruit
ful.

ahh yes my plan has come to fruition
the searh was not fruitless ,jimmy was found decapitated, it was fruitious

by Sparqz June 8, 2009

fruitcrackpipe

slang for the drug for people that can't afford drugs: crap.

"duuude im gonna get so high off my fruitcrackpipe after school!"

by chimply December 17, 2007

Fruiternity

A short and sweet way of simply putting that these all male social clubs that exist in college are for the most part faggy as shit.

"Yo dude, I'm heading to frat row. They about to be pumping some siiick tunes from fratmusic.com. I love the rotations we do with the girls man. We all get to fuck the same girls man. I got my Sanuk boat shoes, my Crap sunglasses let's get this pumping bro."
...."Enjoy yourself at the fruiternity man."

by mowlsonthereg May 23, 2010