Skip to main content

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice 

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.
Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)
The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice mug front
Get the The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice mug.
See more merch

Fruit Juicer 

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).


Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.
Fruit Juicer by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009

Juicy Fruit 

Good wet pussy, plain and simple. Pussy is not always juicy, but pussy is always the fruit of the earth. Pussy created everyone walking this planet. We are the seeds of man ang the fruit of the woman. If a female has juicy fruit, then she is above average wet when stimulated for sexual intercourse. Juicy fruit is the leading cause of bed nut stains, not the male ejaculation.
Omg baby you got that juicy fruit! It felt so good earlier, come on just let me slide back inside you before it gets too late.

Juicy Fruit Lips 

a nice big, juicy set of lips; Lips that you look at and the only thing you can think of is kissing and biting on them, not hard of course.
I could make out with those juicy fruit lips of yours all day.
Juicy Fruit Lips by MUMUHEX October 15, 2008

Juicy Fruit 

Juicy Fruit® is a trademarked brand of marijuana much like Bubble Gum® and Northern Lights®.
Tommy and Eric decided to get some Juicy Fruit from the coffee shop in Amsterdam
Juicy Fruit by SunShine December 28, 2004

juicy fruit 

a strong type of marijuana, the resin is extremely extremely strong buy not very harsh especially if smoked through a bong or bubbler. It is moderately priced and smells amazing for the price.
dude this juicy fruit is mad strong
juicy fruit by Mr Bones January 13, 2008

Juicy fruit 

Bad bitch women’s pussies that are wet often and randomly.
Tom: “hey Jim heard Kate’s got that juicy fruit.”

Jim: “yeah she’s wet all the time it’s lit.”
Juicy fruit by TrippyKat July 16, 2021