Frownie Points

The opposite of brownie points; these are awarded when someone does something bad.

My frownie points went up today when my manager overheard me talking about the pros and cons of a fully nude strip club that doesn't serve alcohol versus a topless one that does.

by 3D December 9, 2007

Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

Frowny Cunt

Guys get blue balls, girls get frowny cunt. The vagina may or may not form an actual frown having been denied the satisfaction of penetration.

After all that fooling around, I really wanted to fuck this dude but the asshole decided he was too much of a pussy to finish the job. Left me with a serious case of frowny cunt.

by SirRosie July 27, 2010

Frowny Brownie

The spiritual successor to Ookie Cookie. Participants gather around a mixing bowl in a circle. The last to defecate into the bowl must bake and consume a brownie using the fecal slurry. A popular hazing ritual in American undergraduate institutions, especially those with Greek life.

Frat bro Chad told me he lost a game of Frowny Brownie during rush week. He says that confectioner's sugar can only hide so much.

by UCBroseph October 24, 2020

Frowny Meal

A meal that you get from mcdonalds when you order a happy meal. The food is usually stale, nasty, or has a dead animal in it

I ordered my son a happy meal but those bastards gave me a frowny meal

by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

Frowny Face

A tweet sent by a coworker in an effort to make a pass at the receiver.

"I was minding my own business on the futon when the man with the van sent me a frowny face. What do i do?"

by Bitch (o) (o) August 23, 2011

frowny-face journalism

A subset of the more general human interest story, frowny-face journalism takes some boring, abstract, impersonal policy change or social problem, takes a big photo of some sad children whose playcentre is closing, an old couple who are being forced out of their subsidised housing or, in this case, a recently unemployed man losing his home(s). This way, readers automatically know what to think about the story - generally 'awwwww'.

"Did you read that article about the sad children whose playcentre was bulldozed down and replaced with a right-wing lobby group headquarters?"

"Was it Frowny-face journalism"

"it made me go awwww"

by NZ Nanny July 23, 2009