Frosting your turd

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

by Gavroy January 10, 2016

meat frosting

Bacon

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.

by 69eater March 30, 2012

vanilla frosting

glazed in human nectar

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.

by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010

frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

frosting the perimeter

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.

“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”

by GerthPaul November 16, 2022

man frosting

Semen. Is there something else it could possibly be?

I spread man frosting all over her sweater muffins.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

frosting the cupcake

1. The act of female masturbation

2. Oral sex performed on a female

"I spent last night frosting the cupcake for Michael's viewing pleasure"

"Last night I frosted Jenny's cupcake"

by Jenny C. Melons January 16, 2006