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Mc Floozy

Mc Donalds employee that will take any shift possible at Maccas cause they're so desperate.
Chad: Neville, can you take my shift tonight, I gotta see my girl.

Neville: Sure Chad, I'll do another 10 hours in the nugget pit.

Chad: Neville, you're such a fuck'n Mc Floozy.
by Mc Hater March 3, 2008
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tooty frooty

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.
"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"
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froozer

combination of friend, booze, and loser.

that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.
fred: "dude, wanna hang out tonight?"
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."
by ith4ioht9ghnin90yh903haih April 20, 2009
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Floozy Season

Floozy as defined by Urban Dictionary – “A woman of questionable sexual morals or a Promiscuous Female”. A floozy does not operate as a traditional respectable female. A floozy is born with their hormonal clock slightly imbalanced and there for is shifted in the seasonal hormonal space time configuration. Although a Floozy's hormones are never completely dormant, a floozy’s hormonal clock is most active when a traditional females’ clock is least active. This allows them the best possible opportunities to take on their male prey. These "high periods" correspond to the time period between solstices and equinoxes. Making February an EXCELLENT month to lock down on some floozies.
As most men know, floozies are soulless creatures and decreed by Zeus himself in ancient times, “man must slay these sly and cunning beasts at all costs. “ However, this led to a decimation of the Floozy population. By the year 1915, it was believed that only 2000 floozies were left in the good ole U.S. of A. So under the 1916 National Parks Act, President Woodrow Wilson, declared floozies an endangered species. Since then, many more acts have been passed that have led to the full recovery of the floozy population. Today we reap the benefits of this by getting to slay floozies during a dedicated season(s) free of cost (except for maybe a drink or two at the bar). These “floozy seasons” occur four times a year and can be found in your "Man's Handbook".
Did you hear floozy season is open again? Really? Sure is. Well in the that case, what are we doing here? Not sure.... Well let's go slay some floozies.
by Markham4019 February 5, 2010
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froody

Adjective- To be like a frood (to be really amazingly together). Commonly used in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy of five books.
"Listen Ford," said Zaphod, "everything's cool and froody."

"You mean everything's under control."

"No," said Zaphod, "I do not mean everything's under control.
That would not be cool and froody. If you want to know what
happened let's just say I had the whole situation in my pocket. OK?"

-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
by NeNay April 24, 2004
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floozyberry

the equivalent of a regular berry but juiced with floozy.
used to describe an individual with particulary whorish charachteristics.
"shes closes her legs about as often as cookies taste bad, what a floozyberry"
by captain smooth September 21, 2007
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boozy floozy

A sluttish woman who will drop her panties after a few toddies.
That Meghan is my kinda girl! We had a couple of gin & tonics, a shot of Jagermeister and the next thing I knew she was nibbling on my neck asking if I could stab her with my wombjabber! What a boozy floozy, I think I'm in love!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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