Trump Finger

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.

Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

by Illegitimate President Trump January 29, 2017

Give 'em the finger

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"

If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"

by GS71 April 4, 2015

fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Kid named Finger

Kid named finger is the alter ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

He’s a meme at this point

Kid named finger has a condition where he looks younger as he ages and looks very old as a child.

by Randomshit_69 August 19, 2022

mister finger

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

by jb72 May 30, 2013

ring finger

The 4th finger, between the middle finger & the pinky finger. On the right hand, it's where an engagement ring is worn. On the left hand it's where the wedding ring is worn.

Supposedly there's a vein from the ring finger directly to the heart! Hence that's where engagement & wedding rings are worn.

by Starchylde June 6, 2016

Fingerbangitis

This is the result of over drinking and over fingering. After a long period of fingering the vagina, the fingers and wrist get sore and swollen. Should heal in 3-5 days.

Dude, I fingerbanged this chick so long last night I got fingerbangitis.

by I am Wolf June 23, 2014