Friendbian

A friend you are so close with that everyone thinks you are lesbians.

"OMG...are Lynne and Joy gay?"

"No, they're just friendbians."

by LynneheartsJoy December 20, 2008

Friendscort

A completely platonic relationship defined by the act of accompanying another in a dangerous or awkward situation. It is a combination of the words friend and escort. It was originally used by improv actors in St. Louis, Missouri to indicate an intent to traverse Cherokee street without peril.

will you please be a friendscort to my car? There were some wingnuts in the parking lot." or "I'll friendscort you to the Justin Bieber concert so you won't look out of place because there will be another 30 year old guy there.

by BorisMcGee August 19, 2010

Friendsick

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

by GUCIkid July 14, 2018

friendationship

the state of a relationship wherein the two people are clearly "more than friends" but won't admit or don't know if they are a "couple" or not

I created this word about five years ago by merging the words "friend" and "relationship." There are so many relationships that seem undefinable, and this word suits them well.

Bill and Sara claim that they're not dating, but they spend every waking moment together; so I'm starting to wonder if they are in a friendationship.

by Tara Leigh Cobble April 13, 2004

Deep-Friending

Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.

Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.

by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010

Cold Friending

A tactic for meeting new people on social networks, e.g., friending someone you found while perusing a mutual friend’s profile, or following someone on a social network without actually knowing them; cold friending is our generation’s version of cold calling for business.

I was just surfing around cold friending people on Facebook and now I'm going to do a project with a couple of the people I connected with.

by Ian Conversation November 27, 2010

Force-friending

When someone you do not really care for but cannot seem to get away from forces herself upon you socially. He/She insists you get together to hang out and no matter how many excuses you give, you find yourself sitting across from them at coffee or cocktails.

I can't meet you tonight, Sophie is force-friending me and so we are having coffee.

by Flapper20 August 26, 2014