Is there such a thing as a friend who can also act as a mentor? Sure! That's what I'd call a friendtor.
by bubblekid15 June 11, 2019
Get the Friendtor mug.A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!
Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."
"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"
Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."
"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"
Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.
by bettyblack June 20, 2010
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by WordDoctor January 3, 2009
Get the friendatory mug.- adj- the shade of blue you feel when you realize that someone is no longer a friend on Facebook.
-noun- a person who dumps you from their friend's list on Facebook.
A frienemy who befriends you on Facebook, posts insults on your wall and then blocks you to prevent you from getting the last word.
-noun- a person who dumps you from their friend's list on Facebook.
A frienemy who befriends you on Facebook, posts insults on your wall and then blocks you to prevent you from getting the last word.
"She posted a naked picture of you on Facebook and then blocked you?"
"Yeah dude, feeling mighty friendigo this morning"
I wanted to get that girl to hook up with me on Saturday but now she's just another notch on my friendigo belt.
The jerk blocked me so now I'm feeling sad and friendigo this morning.
Screw that friendigo…. I never liked his idiotic wall posts anyway!
"Yeah dude, feeling mighty friendigo this morning"
I wanted to get that girl to hook up with me on Saturday but now she's just another notch on my friendigo belt.
The jerk blocked me so now I'm feeling sad and friendigo this morning.
Screw that friendigo…. I never liked his idiotic wall posts anyway!
by Jessa1155 March 13, 2010
Get the Friendigo mug.An indicator that distinguishes between friend or foe
by Ross B (Posted by Greg P) February 1, 2004
Get the friendicators mug.When you're trying to hit on someone in a bar, but in order to make progress you need to cut loose his or her friend (because they are unattractive, annoying, etc.). This can be extremely difficult if the friend is a woman, as these friends typically don't like to be pushed aside, and will actively try to ruin the night for the potential couple.
"That girl was totally feeling me, but her fat friend was pissed off that there wasn't a wingman for her, so I had to pull a friendectomy."
by FrankTheTank12345 February 14, 2010
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1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.
I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.
by RobFather-X January 8, 2013
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