friendhole

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.

Dude, me and Cathy friendfucked.

by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friendolleague

a cross between a friend and a colleague.

Tanya is my friendolleague.

by dormilona85 July 12, 2010

friendfic

A friendfiction is just like a fanfiction but instead of using characters from a show/movie/book, you use real life people. Mostly your friends. Hence the name, 'friendfic'. If you have no friends, I'm sorry. But you can always use people you stalk on the Internet! Some of the friendfics can get pretty sexual or gruesome. So be prepared.

I wrote a friendfic about you. It got weird.

by Craylay921 November 17, 2013

friendquest

The act of requesting a friend on Facebook

I saw this hot chick the other day at the bar, and she told me to friendquest her.

by St0nyW33d January 22, 2010

Friendable

A person who is not yet your friend but could make a good one.

Person one: "Daniel Radcliffe would make a good friend, he's really funny"
Person two: "Yeah, he's pretty friendable"

by roachdjoy July 10, 2009