festus

A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs

dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'

by George1010101 November 14, 2019

uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg

by Cangh Jui September 1, 2003

festus

Quivering pile of festering organic mass.

For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.

by Special Brownie_4 December 30, 2015

frescus

A word for being cold and freezing in low German

It’s frescus today. My fescus are so coldcus

by Fescus April 1, 2021

Festusche

Slang term for a big deal or something worthy of a reaction. Used a lot by Italian-Americans (or wannabes) and, for some reason, prevalent by those who work at IBM in the Northeast US.

Pronounced fes-TOOSH

The mistake caused a big festusche among management.

by Please_&_Spank_you April 19, 2021

frostussy

when a snowman got some flaps flying in the wind. refer to @leaha188 on tiktok for a visual.

example: "ya'll see that frostussy??? tf??????"

by mormoncozy January 7, 2022

Jesus Fresus

John 8:32 - And you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free.

Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.

Jack: It's been a long night. I guess I better get going.

Jill: Ok... Jesus Fresus

Jack: Jesus Fresus

by metalforJesus February 25, 2010