Being under a spell of non defineable unhuman naturalistic fluency; a person or creature that has long surpassed any train of thought which memory or coherence could exist. Theories exist that the name comes from those who first experience these phenomenon location-based near 56°n and 4.2 w
(not friendly; approach with caution)
(not friendly; approach with caution)
Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022
A person who uses "it is a free country" or "you are violating my civil liberties" as an excuse to engage in malevolent, irresponsible, reckless, negligent, violent, or disorderly behavior.
Our flight got grounded because this freetard wouldn't stop shouting "you violerted muh freedurms!" when the flight attendant ordered him to wear a mask.
by TheHappyAthiest July 13, 2022
by Bellezebub September 25, 2021
Bob is a freetard for working through lunch even though the boss never praises him for anything he does.
by James Earl November 19, 2014
A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.
Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
by evilcheesemonkey May 7, 2011
When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.
John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.
Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010
Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.
by londonc January 17, 2008