franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

Franzia

Liquid joy

Shit, I only have 20 dollars to buy alcohol tonight.

No sweat, dude. Let's just buy Franzia red. We can get thoroughly trashed without breaking the bank.

by Dirty Magic November 18, 2011

Tour De Franzia

When one buys every variety of Franzia boxed wine, than proceeds to "slap the bag" down a line till s/he has sampled each one. Tour winners often go for round 2 or 3. An armstrong or a lance is achieved when someone completes the Tour 7 times in one night.

Ralph- yo how fucked up were you?
Molly- i was schmacked, i did the Tour de Franzia twice!!
Raplh- Fuck yeah!

by youhaveaniceface July 17, 2012

franzia

classic wine, comes in a box, get sunset blush flavor. 5 liters for 10 bucks and college girls love it and you can get drunk twice for 10 bucks

did you get the franzia and 20 sack?

by eachandeveryday December 2, 2004

tour de franzia

when a large group of friends gather and split up into groups of three. each group purchases a box of fronzia and has a list of 10 places they need to go and take pictures drinking the franzia at.

we'll be so fucked up by the 6th location, we wont even complete the tour de franzia.

by eetabayla April 26, 2010

Franzia Frenzy

A drinking game played on downhill skis with a bag of Franzia, invented by the Cal Ski Team to terrorize gapers. While skiing switch down the hill the skier gulps the delicious beverage until he or she can no more, then chucks the bag for his or her buddies to chase after. Whoever gets to the bag first gets to drink (while skiing switch) and the cycle is repeated to the bottom of the hill.

Franzia Frenzy ingeniously combines skiing and drinking games, taking each to a whole new level.

by Cal Ski Team #1! December 9, 2008

Franzia

Not a very common name but a beautiful one. Franzias are always silly always happy and always fun to be around. Always help when down . Beautiful girl dude magnet let me say. Franzias can't fight for shit. But it's ok

Franzia can I get ur number

by Babygirl!! September 26, 2018