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Frontwards

To go forwards in life, positive future projection. Alternatively, it can also be applied to anything that has positive progression.
Person A: "Did you hear whats-her-face has a new job working for the Government"
Person B: "Sounds like she's going frontwards"

"This conversation is going frontwards"
by FounderEffect September 9, 2012
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Fratarded

A combination of the two words "Fucking" and "Retarded" into one.
That was fratarded!
by Krissi4ever702 July 9, 2010
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fastwards

When you're going so fast (i.e. on a skateboard, rollerblades etc.) you don't know where you're headed, and you can't stop.
"Dude, where're you going?! The store is this way!"

"Man, I don't even know! I think I'm going fastwards! I can't stop!"

fast forwards backwards rollerblades skates
by xAnnabel January 8, 2010
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flatwards

Put the card flatwards
by Dedinition May 19, 2018
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Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday
Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.
by M-Well and T-Sherm May 23, 2011
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fartward

A fartward is a name for a person who is boring. Often used when indicating losers.
Julien: Heey gurll
Hebba: ...
Julien: ur such a fartward!
by Chewbacca1234 May 24, 2012
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Frontwards

Dude 1: "Yo, wtf is the opposite of backwards?"
Dude 2: "Dunno, Frontwards?"
Dude 1: "Lmfao."
Billy Ray: "I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road."
by Sigmeister April 16, 2019
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