Fragtard

A group of women who obsess about fragrance 24/7 on internet message boards like makeupalley.com. For most of them it's become an obsessive compulsive disorder and they'll wax lyrically over the top notes of feces, middle notes of urine, and a base note of vomit found in a bottle of Serge Lutens. Their behavior is bordering on retarded, hence FragTard.

The frag hags on MUA are obsessed with perfume, what a bunch of psycho Fragtards.

by Mr Swipe August 25, 2007

frustarded

Frustration that results from dealing with retarded people or "tards"

I am so frustarded by Mongo and his posse.

by K-Mancho April 22, 2009

frustarded

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.

He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.

by Stram Broker August 25, 2009

Fastard

Short for "Fucking Bastard"

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.

by Perennialartist January 15, 2006

Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009

Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007