Faptastic

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.

Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!

by Tyler cox+Avery Lewis July 7, 2008

faptastical

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.

Wow, that was faptastical!

by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

Faptastic

Faptastic is a word used to describe a picture or video that includes an attractive woman to whom you could fap to; however, said woman may not be blatantly revealing. Cleavage is fine. Very fine.

Faptastic can also refer directly to the woman that is in the picture or video.

Guy 1: "I wish Jessica Alba would take her clothes off for the camera sometime."

Guy 2: "Meh, she's got plenty of faptastic pics and vids."

by Matty Moo Jr. August 17, 2009

Fratastic

The utmost achievment of fraternal reverly, the paragon of college achievenment from a social standpoint. Only the dedicated few can attain such a quality, a quality evinced by throwing the fattest bone-chuck ragers where generator-powered mega-watt blacklights accompanied by L.E.D refracting party lights enable a club-like dance scene condusive to all interactions, giving even the squarest of dudes a chance to mingle. Qualities such as yelling frat incessantly accompanied by a 10-15 second chug from a handle, emphasizing that to be fratastic you must forgo buying a 5th of hard alcohol and without hesitation opt for a handle especially if the drinking party is under 5 persons. Drinking to lose all inhibition and awaking to an assortment of problems, including but not limited to: a half-eaten mustard sandwhich, jeans soaked with urine causing the phone left in your front pocket to be dysfunctional, comprehensive bruises and bodily damages, confusing an inner-city park bench for your room, and waking up to god knows who looking like god knows what. Slamzonied and shwapdizzled all prescribe to extremely high levels of intoxication necessary as a requisite to fratastic achievement. Depending on your geographical location, it may also be required to constantly divulge nonsensical sober rants about nothing, namely certain conditions that are indicitive to certain indiginous peoples of certain northermost regions in underdeveloped countries and continents. Other encourageable traits include referring to your instructor obnoxiously as prof. and constantly using movie quotes to reinforce humor especially with a loudspeaker so that all of your campus faculty can hear. This prolonged comprehensive summation of achieving fratastic ideaology is vital to the preservation of fratters world-wide, adhere to it with all of your might.

the one and only bone-chuckers pics and rock who keep life going with their fratastic ways.

by Brett Picanso February 12, 2008

Frangtastic

The unexpected but positive outcome of a series of botched plans, misfortune, or unpleasent events.

i don't know how things turned out frangtastic with this girl, i never thought that after how all those first dates ended it would've turn out this great.

by BlazerBoy August 20, 2009

faketastic

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.

That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!

by Brian Enos November 6, 2006

Franktastic Fuckfest

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.

Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?
Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!

by The Fuckster May 4, 2010