frankenfinger

The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.

In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.

God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!

tard hand

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Frankendoodler

N. A person who shakes a sausage frank with their fist when they're upset or angry.

The frankendoodler shook their sausage out the car window while yelling at a bad driver.

by Kdenni84 April 17, 2022

Frankindong

The penis of a transgender man.

Have you seen Lehman since his transgender serger? Now he's got a frankindong

by Edrb1981 April 18, 2018

frankenbung

The result of a brutual butt stabbing in which you get stitches and plenty of pain killers..

Mark Byers: Hey Scott...I came home last night and my lady gave it to me with a strap on..
Scott Barry: Shit...I get that at least twice a week...no big thing...
Mark Byers: Yeah...but I had to get stitches afterwards...the doc called it a "frankenbung" on the chart.
Scott Barry: Damn!!
John McKinley: Hugh?

by Captain James Tiberius Kirk October 23, 2008

frankenboner

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007

Frankenfogle

When Jared Fogle dresses up for Halloween and follows a bunch of little children as they trick or treat. It can also mean an adjective "frankenfogled", which means for someone to get stalked by a costume-wearing Jared Fogle.

Parents: Now honey, don't go talking to any Frankenfogles tonight with your friends!

Random Guy: I bet frankenfogle will visit a bunch of houses tonight! Better barricade the doors and lock up my rock collection!

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

frankening

To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)

Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.

by HEHE M8 December 9, 2017