Facist

A subculture of racism, instead of classifying people by race, the facist judges people by how attractive he/she finds the face of other people. It is not to be confused with "fascist" which is extreme idiotic loyalty to an imaginary state which may or may not exist.

A: Dude, that guy is really cool.

B: No, i don't like how he looks, he must be dumb.

A: B, you are so facist.

by Adam Xiao August 1, 2007

christo-facist

1. Somebody who sees the visage of the Christian savior 'Jesus Herald Christ' in everything they see.

2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.

Your mom sees the face of Jesus so often that she's a christo-facist.

by I am not funny November 18, 2006

franistan

A fictitious or unknown auto part.

Well, your franistan housing is cracked. We're looking at about $1500 total, parts and labor.

by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007

Facistbook

What facebook has become if as a user, you post anything controversial, you are attacked verbally and accused of being a racist. If you are not I. Line with the left then your left friends will unfriend you

If you post anything supporting the president in Facebook or Facistbook your left-wing friends will unfriend you and accuse you of being racist.

by Ideagod June 21, 2018

facist

one who is in love with the face

his nose, his eyes, his ears..ooohhh im a facist!!!

by gay May 12, 2003

facist

a person who has a bias against facebook and people who use it. this bias can either be rational or irrational.

"Did you see John's relationship status changed last night? I can't believe they broke up!"

"No, I don't have a facebook..."

"Oh, I didn't realize you were a facist!"

or in the pejorative:

"Sally looks down on all your silly social networking, she thinks it is an ingenuine, artificial way to connect with others as well as a collosal waste of time...She is a true facist!"

by SadieMazie April 15, 2009

facist

Facist (not fascist) is a part of "Facist Fashion" which declare that certain art, music, fashion and culture cannot be explained by the logic and common sense of human thoughts, but need to be observed and accepted the way it is, in reality, an irrational and uninhibited nature of what is real. In short, Facist is the part of the arts which math and logic can never express.

The scientific community rarely understand Facist Fashion due to the need to rationalize everything it sees.

by Dat David February 28, 2009