FOTI

Some one whos listens to their iPod with one ear phone in, excessively texts and loves girls.
Dude, can you stop texting your girl, your being a real foti.
by Louis Costelli August 22, 2010
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Foti

The genital part of a male located between the left and right thigh above the ballsack, also known as a penis.
Example 1

Becky: "OMG Amber did you have sex with Jim last night?"
Amber: "Yeah it was so embarassing, he whipped out his foti and it just wouldn't get hard!"

Example 2

John: "So Jim brah did you fuck Amber last night?"
Jim: "Hell yea brah, Amber was riding the shit out of my foti"

John: "Swagg."
by swaggman420 April 17, 2013
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FOTY

Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?

Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
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Foti

A malaka with a cock the size of his brain
Foti you fucking malaka you have to piss in the toilet not in your dads mouth
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Foty

Doesn’t pay child support... #foty
by azu___ February 12, 2018
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pound a foty

When you fuckin' take dat 40 Ounce bottle a' O-E and slam it DOWN! (After you have poured out some first for all a' tha dead homies, of course)
DAY-AMN! You see dat shorty jus POUND dat foty? Shit, let's fuckin' rob his slippin' ass! Du, I cantst wait, I needs ta pound a foty RAHT NOW!
by schnakadow September 29, 2005
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rollin on foties

1)adj. A phrase used to indicate someone is extremely successful.
2)adj. Someone who's car has 40 in. rims
3)V. the act of driving an automobile under the influence of alcohol
1)Yo yo that nigga stiffed that bank now he rollin on foties.
2)Yo yo me an my bros was in this truck rollin on foties an he done rolled that biatch up in the ditch cuz he a dumbazz.
3)Yo yo me an my bros was in this truck rollin on foties an he done rolled that biatch up in the ditch cuz he rollin on foties.
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