Forting

The act of entrapping a person under a blanket, giving the illusion of a "fort".

"I am going to fort you!", "I was punched in the face while forting my friend"

by mr. mantooth January 15, 2012

Fortmonth

Derived from Fortnite and Month, meaning a period of 2 months.

You've been a drifter for narry fortmonth Theodore.

by Lefty Activist November 18, 2020

Mathieu Fortin

Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.

"Mathieu Fortin strikes again with his amazing deal-finding skills, scoring a massive discount on his favorite Ziploc bags - all while munching on a slice of toast before bedtime."

by Angus McShaggy March 13, 2023

Fortmonth

An indeterminable, long and agonizing amount of time.

It took me a fortmonth to get over the fact that I didn't coin the term fortminute.

by Gene Damian July 3, 2011

fortino

Daddy

Fortino, is so fortino.

by fortinooo July 31, 2016

Fortinbras

1) Prince of Norway in William Shakespeare's Hamlet.

2) The fucking man.

Jill: I thought that the "To be or not to be" soliloquy was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever heard.

Jack: All I know is that Fortinbras kicked some good Polack ass.

by anonymous35497798 October 12, 2009

fortine

a fake boobed slut who doesnt know how to talk or spell. shes dumb as a stump and doesnt even remember her own name.

person 1: how does my boob job look?
person 2: it looks like fortines

person 1: shit it looks that bad?
person 2: worse!

by cactuspee May 30, 2009