The Forklift

The Forklift, where one hangs a towel from one's cock

"Look, he's doing The Forklift"

by chihuehue January 12, 2017

Forklift

1.the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**

2. Step 2 in the process of the foghorn.

See foghorn.

I forklifted that chick and she didn't even see it comming.

I tried to forklift that chick, but she wouldn't budge.

I fell down while attempting a forklift and was in the hospital for 3 weeks.

by Bananacognac May 5, 2007

forklift

when you shove one hand into a girls vagina and then the other hand in her ass hole and then lifts her up

"i totally gave her a forklift this weekend...she wont be walking for a while."
"yeah i saw her in a wheelchair today."

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

Forklift

A threatening move in which a person (most commonly a male) will attack another male by spreading his butt cheeks apart visciously. Side effects may include anal discharge and bleeding.

Stop pretending to throw that ball at me or else i'll forklift you.

by jsizzle215 April 4, 2009

forklift

The act of one male inserting the penis into the females anus and lifting her off the ground without the use of hands or arms.

JT sprained his penis in the act of forklifting his half retarded sister.

by Tim Wicham August 24, 2006

Forklift

Unusually long nipples that stick out so far that she could probably lift and move standard pallets like a champ.

Dude #1: That girl's nipples could pick my nose.

Dude #2: F that. Them shits could forklift your fat ass and take you home.

Dude #3: Word.

by john blaze August 24, 2005

The Forklift

When fingering a two hole while lifting her in the process.

"Yeah nah gave the misses the forklift last night."

by Yeah the boys 99 September 22, 2016