Drink forgeter

Drink forget·er Spelled PronunciationDuh-rink for-get-er
–noun
1. a person that habitually forgets what drink is theirs
2. a person that regularly forgets they have a drink unfinished and leaves one abandoned for a fresh one
3. the mysterious source of rings in hardwood and other liquid sensitive surfaces

Origin: 2008; drink + -forgeter1
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I need to sort through my trash to find some AOL CDs because James, the world's greatest drink forgeter, is going to be at the party tonight.

by Beyonder420 August 1, 2008

Formember

When you forget something but you subconsciously know it. It's at the tip of your tongue.

"I just formembered that I had to get my grandma milk!"

by someone771 March 5, 2016

fortenberry

the most sour, and spite-filled berry. fortenberries are often skinny and derisive, and lack texture.

Bobby's fortenberry exploded when Justin bit into it too abrubtly, and went all over the room.

by richie b. man April 10, 2012

clit licker forgetter

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up

Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.

by boys are icky July 26, 2004

fogelberg

Fogelberg is a last name to very few. Fogelberg’s are extremely kind, giving, and loyal people. They are the kind of people you want to share a good laugh with. If you are ever down, a Fogelberg will help you back up and ask for nothing in return. If you meet one, keep them close. :)

Her last name is Fogelberg
Oh, like Dan Fogelberg, the singer.

by Alex Yodgurb July 15, 2018

Formember

The conscious attempt to remember something all day, then when the time comes, you forget.

I still formembered to return your shoes today when I was at your house today!!! Text me when you are in the area!

I can't believe its 12 am! I formembered to call my brother back about that situation.

by DrBassali October 9, 2008

formembering

Remembering what you forgot when it's too late to make a difference

I keep formembering to buy tylenol until after I've already left the store

by Formembering September 1, 2015