foreplay

The bit between closing the deal and her holding up her end of the deal. A necessary evil.

"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"

"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"

"No, no I did not."

by gratedraindrop October 5, 2008

foreplay

The act of embracing a loved one or close friend after a long separation.

"Brett? Is that you?"

"Hey, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever! Gimme some foreplay, man!"

(They embrace)

by bricklayer69sofine March 29, 2011

foreplay

When 4 people have sexual relations.

Wife: Why don't we have foreplay?

Husband: Because you will not let me bring two other women to the house.

by Capt-Hank August 27, 2008

foreplay

A gathering of people at someone's place with the purpose of getting drunk before going to bars or clubs. This makes getting drunk cheaper, and is therefore most common in places where alcohol is expensive. Not to be mixed with sexual encounter, though that is how these nights often end

I can't afford getting drunk at the bar, let's have a foreplay at my place first.

by kiara25 January 27, 2007

foreplay

Shit Rachel Maddow does to get you hyped about viewing Trump's unreleased tax returns, only to tune in to find out the forms aren't even from last year, and she's only got ONE set from 12 years ago. In other words, Rachel Maddow's idea of giving the public blueballs about Trump's tax returns.

Rachel Maddow failed to interest a new audience by engaging in viewership foreplay on Twitter, only to lead to a massive, public letdown the minute the program aired.

by pollytafak March 15, 2017

Foreplay

A phase in which a couple get ready for sex. It can include kissing and touching, anywhere around the body, which will sexually arouse and stimulate the pair of lovers.

Be warned. It's hasn't got 'fore' in it for no reason. Once you start, don't stop. Unless you want everything to be fkn awkward.

Jim: "Hey Henry. How'd you and your girlfriend pan out last night? ;)"

Henry: "Ho, Jim. I was kissing her like the sexy beast I am. She began to moan, so i started touching her... ;)"

Jim: "HENRY. YOU DONE FOREPLAY!?!?!? :D"

Henry: "Haha yeah. The her vag swallowed my hand and we stopped ;D"

Jim: "... D:"

Henry: "What???"

by gottaloveit. March 28, 2011

Foreplay

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

The foreplay was great but I know nothing about the guy.

by S.I.B. March 16, 2014