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Ford Muskrat

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!
by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017
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Fordophobic

Fordophobic

1. A person who does not like Rob Ford.

2. A person who does not think that the crack smoking Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

3. A person who discriminates against people who do think Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.

4. A Person who does not like Ford motor products, is afraid of Ford products, and discriminates against people who drive Ford products.

5. People who shamelessly drive Chevs and other brands of vehicles and pretend Fords do not exist.

6. People who avoid Fords.

7. People who avoid Rob Ford.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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Spring Ford 8 ball

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.
Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?
by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022
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Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.
Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012
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Rick Ford

From the movie 'Spy';someone who claims he /she can do close-to-impossible things
Dude 1:Hey man,you heard that bro over there died for five minutes then came back to life?

Dude 2: Hahaha bruh dont mess with him...he's Rick Ford
by KushShady May 10, 2016
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Ford Middle School

Ford Middle School is filled with thirsty hoes, and white boys who say the n word, ratchet bitches that think they the shit cause they have sum ass, and student athletes that think they the shit because they made the bb team but yet they made c team... but Mr.David Thic
by allenuser42069 May 22, 2019
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fordous

She was so fordous, she would make up anything to get attention.
by ForWomenAgainstFakeNews October 6, 2018
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