scrubby kid force field

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

force field of hostility

Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.

“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”

by AP, IW, CT, VL November 25, 2006

Force Field

Force field:
verb: the act of putting up a metaphorical or litteral barrier between yourself (the victim) and the forcee, in order to prevent furcher enforcement. There are many different techniques in deploying the force field, usually relating to the speed of which it is deployed. Also, there are many different types of focefields, some are more effective than others, depending on the creepiness of the enforcer.

Noun: the actual barrier that is used to shield oneself (or a group) from a particular force.

Example: My boy Johnny Mac was being schemed on by this butch chick, so he threw up his force field and she immediatly backed off.

by young mari March 16, 2010

Mac Force-Field

The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.

Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off.

by Randall The Bear February 13, 2010

Forcefeeding the goose

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.

Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.

by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008

sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Level 8 Force Field

A level 8 Force Field is one of the strongest defenses against opposing forces. A level 8 force field will protect against the following:

kisses
dogs
cats
love vibes
roommates
shouts
children
green vegetables
any projectile shot, thrown, or kicked

Noone knows if a level 9 has been discovered yet but scientists are awaiting further information on experiments. The only thing that can break a level 8 force field is the person who placed it, crossing over the threshold on which the force field was placed over

MY LOVE VIBES WILL REACH YOU, DAMNIT!!!
~sends vibes~

level 8 force field placed
~vibes blocked~

by Kiriel91 March 2, 2011