10-Ply

A 'soft' person, particularly a man who lacks toughness; 5 times as soft as 2-ply toilet paper

Man, he can't fight he's definitely 10-ply.

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

One Ply

Toilet paper which is just one sheet thick. This toilet paper is discounted and should be used at your own risk. Your fingers will frequently go through the toilet paper creating a mess that would not occur if you were not so stingy as to buy one ply in the first place.

Guy 1: Fuck, u smell like shit. What happened to you?
Guy 2: I'm low on money this week, i've been using one ply.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

4 ply

an extremely good song for geniuses. If you do not know this song then you are an uncultured swine

He was singing 4 ply earlier.

by YEEYEEHAWHAWGIRL June 8, 2019

ten ply

an insult stated when all others ave been exausted, it can be considered both the best and worst at the same time. used as a substitute for stupid, unintelligent or weak, it is one of the least known canadian insults, as well as the worst.

"you're fucking ten ply bud"

by clouds_hate_you September 2, 2013

Nore Ply

"Nore Ply" aka "[e-mail]"

That jerk in IT that always sends you status updates but never responds. . .

You know, when you get that email from that guy Nore Ply in IT that never responds. . .

by A Friend of Noreply June 22, 2009

2-ply

Short way of saying: "More expensive" Toiletpaper. 2-ply standing for 2 layers. Commonly cheap versions of toiletpaper (or paper towels or whatever) are made of 1 layer of paper. More expensive, luxury versions are made up of 2 or up to 3 layers. Respectively 2-ply or 3-ply

In this economy it's hard to balance money to be spend on daily needs and groceries in general. Because of that we had to switch from the comfortable 2-ply toiletpaper to the cheaper 1-ply. Another $3 a month saved.

by 1ply:feelyerp00 December 1, 2016

two-ply

Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.

That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.

That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.

That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017