footrubber

shoes; footwear; kicks

check out my new nike footrubber

by tduubbb May 13, 2008

Footscreek

The best. Pure excellence.

Man, that new Audi R8 GT is even better than the best Ferrari, totally footscreek.

by modcit December 29, 2011

Footsturbation

v. the stimulation of one's feet and/or lower legs causing either intentional or unintentional arousal or other pleasure. The stimulation may involve hands, fingers and everyday objects such as loofa.

"I was just at Peony Spa getting some intense footsturbation during my pedicure!"

by Wendellian1 May 25, 2018

footcrumb

those crumbs that come out between the toes and have a nasty smell

omg im so horny i would eat maria’s footcrumbs

by realestboy666 May 4, 2022

footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.

Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

Footscrazy

Footscray 3011

Meet me at Footscrazy next to the Station

by BigPolski April 6, 2024

Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)

"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"

by Fangz-bedangz May 12, 2024