foroscope

A weather forecast that might as well be a horoscope. I.e., the "meteorologist" has zero idea how your day will go when it comes to climate, but makes a bold prediction, anyway - which is almost always wrong.

Foroscope example: "It's going to be minus-fifty on Tuesday, so bundle up!", when it actually turns out to be sunny and warm.

by Socklamb January 11, 2018

Footstop

The dot.

Remember to add a footstop at the end of a sentence!

by beluga the szssi cat November 16, 2022

footsome

Lookin' good in sandals.

To all you mushy-hearted guys out there --- if you yourself are both HANDsome and FOOTsome, pretty girls whose twenty attractive digits dat you love twiddling and massaging in yer thirsting paws might feel even more like "returning da favor" on yer extremities wif their own soft warm slender hands.

by QuacksO December 22, 2025