Foon

A racial slur against basic white bitches.

Ericka is such a foon with those uggs & pumpkin spice lattes.

by BBW4206666 September 12, 2018

Foon

-noun.
an eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon.

I need a foon to eat my lunch.

by followthedot February 24, 2009

Foon

(noun)
An eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon. Often mispronounced “spork” by husbands.

Husband: Honey, where are the sporks? I want a fork and spoon in one!
Wife: For the last time, the are called “foons”!!!

by CanadianCutie;) December 16, 2021

Foone

doesnt have a meaning its just and insult.

person 1: “stfu u foone”

person 2: “damn daddy no need to slur me out like that”

by ilovelukas December 3, 2022

foon

a fart and a moon together. in order to really be a true foon, you have to put your bare ass close to someones face and fart. it just great.

Before my sister woke up this morning, i snuck into her room and bare ass farted right in her face to wake her up. it was quite a foon! thats right, i fooned her good! then i got kicked in the nuts.

by Chocolate bardonkey October 30, 2008

foon

Foon(noun)
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.

Jake got his camera ready and the three of us began fooning in front of the Mona Lisa.

by Foonmaster October 7, 2003

Foon

A foon is a fool who is ignorant of his or her foolishness, and appears to be competent.

Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.

When I first met the guy, I was impressed, but as I got to know him, I realized what an utter foon he was.

by Foon Victim February 18, 2004