never bring food to a buffet 

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.

"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"

never bring food to a buffet by polo January 5, 2006

foodmood 

A craving for food, usually a specific type of food

Person 1: "Hey, want to order some pizza?"
Person 2: "No, I'm more in a Chinese foodmood."

foodmood by handbbffs May 28, 2010

Foodom 

Food + Boredom = Foodom

1. Eating out of boredom

2. Getting bored with always eating the same foods.

After coming home from a band tour with "the guys", Andy's mother asked him how it went. Andy had a long face. He looked up, trying to hide the tears, and sobbingly informed his mother that it had been plagued with a nasty case of foodom.

Foodom by Furious_George January 10, 2011

Fighting Foodons

World Renownd super series, a epic saga of trios, and even Quik claws make this one of the best televisions series to plague the indo china region of sudan.

"Fighting Foodons is the best show evar" - Barack Obama

"My life now has purpose cause of teh foodons" - John Luu

Fighting Foodons by John Kerry 08 October 28, 2008

foodbox

Your Stomach, As Defined by Big L

Yo I Gotta Fill The Foodbox

foodbox by Dicap March 3, 2003

foodture 

What your next meal, snack or eating activity will be.

It is getting late and you have been drinkning. You need some grub. You turn to your buddy and say "What's in our foodture?"

foodture by Noneyabisnes April 19, 2013

foodtarded 

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

foodtarded by gulliblezine May 11, 2006