fonk

A catch-all word, meaning anything, depending on the context in which it is uttered.

That girl/boy is such a fonk!

by Nathan_T August 20, 2006

fonk

the act of smoking canabis sativa with close friends. slang for canabis.

"hey tom lets go fonk one on the roof"
or "hey minus got any fonk".

by super bohn December 22, 2008

fonk

a cross between fuck and bonk

"where's Jim?"
"he's upstairs fonking Betty"

by Le Chiffre June 9, 2004

fonk

a merger of the words: fart & honk; to describe the sound of a fart when mentioning it.

I laughed so hard, I accidentally released a fonk.

by sleepytimecat May 3, 2004

fonk

An alternate, and more amusing spelling of the common curse word "Fuck"

Hey, fonk you man!

by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003

fonk

An Aussie acronym for the phrase "friend of no cunt"

Spalding wasn't very popular. In fact he was the biggest fonk any of them had ever met.

by Timmy March 25, 2003

Fonk

1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.

1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"

by Shibby McShibbShibb April 2, 2004