Fomp

A very strong snore, that sounds painful

Mom was fomping so hard in her sleep

by MamaFomp November 2, 2021

Fomp

In the 60s, a Fomp was any guy that smelled girl's bicycle seats.

That guy by the bike rack is a Fomp.

by Rolo Tomossi May 5, 2022

Fomp

Fuck off my phone

Fomp bitchass nigga

by Yourmammyscoochie June 19, 2025

Fomper

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

fomplicated

Adjective. A portmanteau describing an unnecessarily complicated process. It's not just complicated, it's fucking complicated. Thus, fomplicated. Usually applied to processes that could easily be simplified, since sometimes a process can be justifiably complicated without giving a person the urge to scream expletives.

Those IRS tax forms are way too fomplicated to fill out and send in. I find it's much simpler to just do jail time.

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe October 15, 2009

Fomper

A person who imitates competition dancers. These people wear booty shorts, bedazzled bra tops and say "Work". They don't cheer on their friends when they have their solo, but cheer for other people. It is not always a good thing to be called a fomper, but sometimes it is. They don't actually dance in real competition dance, but they dream about it.

Did you see Gabby's bedazzled bra top?

Yes, she is such a fomper.

by Fomper4Life May 21, 2011

Fompen

To do some bangin.. like rogerring your lady friend... slipping your todger up her... rat up a drainpipe etc. Fompen is the verb of "fomp".

Man: Hey Lady,
Lady: Yeah?
Man: Im in the mood for some fompen
Lady: Let's fomp!

Man: I wanna fomp you in the butt
Lady: Im in the mood for fompen too!

by emmarhoids February 27, 2011