George: "Man I just got kicked out, FML"
Ryan: "Oh yeah? My girlfriend is cheating on me with my brother, I just got fired, and my herpes test came back positive, FMFL!"
George: "Yeah dude, FYFL, freal."
Ryan: "Oh yeah? My girlfriend is cheating on me with my brother, I just got fired, and my herpes test came back positive, FMFL!"
George: "Yeah dude, FYFL, freal."
by alinaduh March 22, 2009
Get the FMFL mug.Adjective. A portmanteau describing an unnecessarily complicated process. It's not just complicated, it's fucking complicated. Thus, fomplicated. Usually applied to processes that could easily be simplified, since sometimes a process can be justifiably complicated without giving a person the urge to scream expletives.
Those IRS tax forms are way too fomplicated to fill out and send in. I find it's much simpler to just do jail time.
by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe October 15, 2009
Get the fomplicated mug.femflake: a person, usually a feminist, that gets offended or “triggered” when their myths are debunked, thus removing their claim to perpetual victimhood.
normal person: the wage gap is actually an earnings gap caused by the difference if life choices by men and women.
femflake: omg no it’s not you misogynist. i can’t understand basic year 7 economics so you’re oppressing me with your opinions!
normal person: yawwwwn. typical femflake.
femflake: omg no it’s not you misogynist. i can’t understand basic year 7 economics so you’re oppressing me with your opinions!
normal person: yawwwwn. typical femflake.
by Davey84 March 17, 2021
Get the Femflake mug."Weren't you going to take a bath before we left?"
"Yeah, but I decided against it"
"Didn't you turn on the water?!"
"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"
"Yeah, but I decided against it"
"Didn't you turn on the water?!"
"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"
by It's a big blue watery road June 6, 2009
Get the fmmfl mug.Foffle was a stuffed christmas tree that lived in Kelowna in British Columbia in Canada.
He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.
Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).
This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.
So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.
Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).
This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.
So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
Bob was in a relationship with Alice, but only for her money.
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
by Blazestra July 8, 2010
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Get the FOML mug.Fuck My Mother Fucking Life. Used on special occasions, when you really fuck up or you just get fucked.
I've just got two speeding tickets, two parking tickets, fired from my job, kicked out of school, and arrested because my license plate didn't match my old registration. FMMFL!
by shit-holed August 30, 2010
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