foldgers

Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.

Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.

Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"

by Amanda Baaa December 7, 2006

Foldge

When you make your dick look like a division sign.

Hey dude look in the mirror, can you see my foldge?

by ZackS123 January 12, 2008

foliage

the hair present around a womens vagina, often well kept, clean and attractive to be worthy of the term "foliage".... the antithesis of a jungle which implies a gross and untamed pussy.

"i enjoy anything that adds foliage to the punani area"

- Ali G

by Bryan and Carlos September 6, 2005

Foliagey

1. Consisting of a particularly large quantity of foliage.
2. Meaning to have a lot of body hair.

Guy one: "OMG! Check out the Wookie!"
Guy two: "Yeah, no kidding, he is totally foliagey!"

by General_Zander August 24, 2008

file foliage

That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.

Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.

by Robert Paar December 12, 2008

foliage

The flower to be give that tests a couple's love.

Man, I gave her foliage instead of roses and yet she stayed with me that's love...

by bigred2121 April 13, 2010

Foliage

Unnecessary items purchased to provide a distraction from an embarrassing, much needed, item. The embarrassing item will be placed, casually, underneath or behind the foliage item(s) in the hopes that the cashier won't notice what one is actually buying.

"Why on earth did you buy Oprah Magazine and beef jerky?"

"I had to get condoms and needed the foliage."

by dsharpie1 April 13, 2010