jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear

his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye

by Mooji September 22, 2008

Foliage Pwn

When you reach down and grab a nice hand full of grass or clover (this is where the foliage comes in) and smack someone in the face with it all, while you shout out "FOLIAGE PWN!"

guy: hey go foliage pwn that kid in the high waters.

guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!

high waters kid: awww man!

by ipwnwithplants April 27, 2009

failage

A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.

<random dude 1>:Look at all those noobz geting pwned in Halo.
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!

by Oroku December 27, 2007

Failage

To completely miss the point of the excercise. You have gone beyond failing. You have hit Failage.

When asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.

by KMLWMO September 14, 2010

foliage

the hair present around a womens vagina, often well kept, clean and attractive to be worthy of the term "foliage".... the antithesis of a jungle which implies a gross and untamed pussy.

"i enjoy anything that adds foliage to the punani area"

- Ali G

by Bryan and Carlos September 6, 2005

Failage

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.

1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.

by Salamence July 17, 2010

Foolage

Foolage is the the doing of something foolish, And using the power of the internet, we add age instead of ish. Foolage is also the name of the website Foolage.com, Home to Animal Crossing-Inspired Videos and comics, Amongst many other things.

Replace I am sick of all this foolishness; with I am sick of all this Foolage!

by Captain Foolage June 13, 2007