The Fountainhead

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.

"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.

by Rusanova January 15, 2011

anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.

"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"

by Fagotory Climax November 22, 2016

Fucuntard

A person acting like a fucking cunt of a retard

They are a fucuntard

by Mudflaps February 9, 2021

Roman Fountain

A Roman Fountan is when a girl sits on a toilet and takes a piss while performing the act of fellatio on a man.

"I can't believe Teddy got that nun to do a Roman Fountain."

"Yea dude she made it rain"

"Thats fucking gross"

"There is actually nothing more natural than a Roman Fountain."

by Gapino March 21, 2009

Fountain Pens

The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.

Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument

Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!

by Splash3579 May 28, 2019

Chunder fountain

The act of lying on ones back and being sick in a way that imitates a fountain effect

Person A: Did you see james last night?
Person B: Yeah he made a nasty chunder fountain on his face

by FPSG August 17, 2010

Milkshake Fountain

Milkshake Fountain- When someone orgasms in the mouth of another person, the receiving participant will not spit nor swallow while the person who had the orgasm continues to pee in their mouth. After both urine and cum are in the person's mouth, they will swish, as if mouthwash, the mixture around. Finally, the receiving person will tilt their head straight back and spit the mixture into the air, as if a fountain, and has it land back onto their own face.

The stressed out businessman paid good money to an escort to carryout a Milkshake Fountain for him. To the escort's disgust she obliged and performed the move wonderfully, so well in fact, stalactites formed on the motel room ceiling.

by Wheat B. Read January 28, 2016