Penis flytrap

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals

Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend

by TheBeetle April 5, 2017

Venus Flytrap

A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.

The thing with jagged teeth - what do you need an example for?

by Mark S June 1, 2004

Penis Flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

by BdazzL March 22, 2007

Penis Flytrap

(n.) 1. the act of performing oral sex on a man that involves a horrific amount of teeth. 2. the actual mouth of the person performing said action.

Jack was excited about Jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her Penis FlyTrap.

by prockstar November 19, 2010

magic flytrap

The magical word you use when you're out of swear words

"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"

"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"

by Ariaxia_TwT🤔 June 2, 2021

Venus Flytrap

N. What a homosexual male calls a vagina.

I don't want to, the Venus flytrap will snatch it!

by GB0088 May 10, 2010

Flycrobat

Birds who are notorious for doing tricks while flying. These birds often commit these acts while in front of a moving vehicle, within seconds of being hit!

Moo:"Tanya! You hit that bird!"
Tanya: Well, hell! That bird had no

business flycrobating in front of the car while I was driving !

by JusGiveItATry June 8, 2017